VOLDY PUKES STRIPES AND HEARTS

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I wanna fight with you.

Make up tonight with you.


Only b/c everyone else is posting this...
KELLAN + TRU BLOOD = UNF
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My mom's a real-estate agent, and my dad designs and builds cabinets, and nobody wants a house or cabinets, so the recession has most definitely taken a toll on the household income, thus making Christmas for us incredibly small this year. But that's okay, because we were actually forced to spend time with each other, and it was lovely.

My brother and I got a Wii from my parents, along with the usual stocking stuffers consisting of toothbrushes, tooth paste, floss, loofas, gloves, and m&m's minis. We also took a trip to the movies to see Sherlock Holmes, and my mom is taking us shopping this weekend. ((OME I am so proud of myself! I hooked up the Wii all by myself!!! *squeeeeee*)) My grandparents got me a $30 gift card to walmart which I fully intend to spend on another controller for the Wii. My aunt and uncle got us jack shit, but my uncle got a nasty virus off my laptop and is working on trying to find me another charger, so I guess that counts as a present...?

So yeah, I'm kinda sad I didn't get anything epic this year, but I'm just glad to have a roof over my head and food in the pantry, and family/friends that love and care for me.

HAPPY CHRISTMAS YALL!!!!!


OH. And my parents let me get drunk at their Christmas party last week. It was FANTASTIC!!!!!!
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Heather's doing a meme? Whut?
RITA SKEETER: YOU SAID WHUT?
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Yay, my lj year in review...

Eh, click this cut for an incredibly well thought out review )
((Sorry if there was any typos.....))

Wowowowowowow. Since moving to uno, my life has slowly gotten more and more boring. T___T
I love it up there tho. I'm free to be myself and I don't have my parentals up there to tell me what to do.
I wanna go back sooooooo badly, and I just got home Friday. -____-

Oh, and my boyfriend officially decided to join the Army without telling anyone before he filled out the papers. Brb crying forever.
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Joseph Jonas Icons
ILMY BB BRO SO MUCH
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I made 42 of these bad boys. If I stop being lazy I'll put text on some.

You can use them as bases if you wish, just be sure to comment and credit. :D


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Well this was interesting...
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1. My username is ______ because ______.
heatherhorcrux because my name's Heather and I'm a horcrux.

2. My name is _____ because ______.
Heather because the name my dad came up with when it came time to name me.

3. My journal is titled ____ because ____.
"I wanna fight with you. Make up tonight with you." because I <3 that JoBros song sfm.

4. My friends page is called ____ because ____.
"You're much better." because I <3 that JoBros song sfm and my friends are much better then me.

5. My default userpic is ____ because ____.
Voldemort because he's awesome like that. <3

Writer's Block: Yes, offense taken
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If a friend or relative makes a racist or homophobic remark, do you tend to confront them or let it slide? Are you more likely to confront them if it offends you directly or someone else who seems reluctant to speak up?


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If its my friends, I almost always confront them, but when its my family, I either awkwardly sit there or leave the room.

I love making these...
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If yall watch them, plz comment either on here or youtube so I know I'm not making these for nothing...


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You don't have to read if you don't wanna...
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What is your name?
Heather Rosalie DanRad Joseph Wiles :D

What name would you rather have?
None. Those listed above work.

How old are you?
Almost 19

How tall are you?
5'6"

What's one thing you have, but wish you didn't?
A headache.

Are you married?
Lulz. I wish.

Do you have children?
Definitely not.

Do you have any pets?
No pets in the dorms. :/

What's your favorite thing in your bedroom?
Everything but my roommate and her stuff.

What is your job description and title?
Pirate. Pillage, plunder, commandeer, get drunk.

Do you enjoy it?
BEST. JOB. EVER.

What about it gets on your nerves the most?
We seem to constantly run out of rum. :/

What about it do you love the most?
EVERYTHING.

Are you a stubborn person?
I-Idk.

Do you cry easily?
Depends.

What's your biggest pet peeve?
PEOPLE WHO WALK SLOW.

What's your biggest love in life?
God.

What's your greatest fear?
Something that I hope/know will never happen.

Do you anger easily?
Nope.

Do you yell a lot?
When I'm hyper or sleep-deprived, yeah.

Do you ever fight with your significant other?
Don't have one, but when I did, nope, we never fought.

Do you give people the "silent treatment?"
Nope.

Do you hold a grudge?
Eh.

What do you think about rap music?
Eh.

What about rock?
<33333333

Country?
<33

Jazz?
Eh.

Classical?
<3333 Its the only thing I can fall asleep to now.

Techno?
Eh.

Gospel?
<3333333333333333

What is your favorite meal to eat?
CHEESEBURGERS

Who is the best cook in your family?
My grandma.

Favorite snack?
Hot Pockets lately.

Your favorite non-alcoholic beverage?
Chocolate milk.

What's the number one thing they do that annoys you?
OMG. PLAYS THE SAME SONGS/TYPES OF SONGS OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER. SAVE ME FROM THE BEETHOVEN ROCK AND NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS REMAKES. SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Farthest you've ever traveled from home?
Hawaii.

Would you go there again?
HELLS YES.

Do you miss anyone right now?
Yeah. All my besties at home.

Name someone you haven't seen in a year or more that you'd like to see:
My dad's side of the family. They are awesomer than my mom's side.

Do you believe in God?
Indeed I do.

Do you attend church?
When I go back to Nashville, yeah.

Do you enjoy church?
Indeed I do.

What's your day to day schedule like?
It differs from day to day.

Anything exciting coming up?
Fall Break this coming weekend!

What's your definition of the meaning of love?
God.

Are you over your most recent ex? And why?
Yup. I have no feelings for him at all. Now we're just awkward friends.
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BB SYLVIA WOOD UPDATE!
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Just a small update on the cutest Sims bb ever!

SHE IS SO PRESH )
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DO YOU HAVE URGES, HARRY?
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Rough draft of my cause or effect essay for English. Subject: The events that caused Tom Riddle to become Lord Voldemort.

Criticism is very much welcomed. Be as harsh as possible. It won't make me cry, I promise.


“It is our choices, Harry…” -Albus Dumbledore
 

There are many instances in our lives where we have the opportunity to define our character. We have control over most of these instances, e.g. studying for a test versus not studying and cheating off our neighbor, but there are a few select times in which control is out of our hands, such as where we were born and raised. Tom Riddle, a character in J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter book series, also experiences events in his life where he is forced to define himself. These situations, both good and bad, combined with the choices he makes while facing them ultimately cause him to become the dark wizard known as Lord Voldemort.

The first way to understand someone’s current character is to go back and look at his or her ancestry. Tom Riddle is a direct descendant of Salazar Slytherin, a very powerful and harsh wizard. Slytherin despised anyone who wasn’t pureblood, or born of an all-wizarding family, and he made it known that his entire line was to remain pure. Unfortunately, wizards were scarce, so in order to keep the Slytherin line pure, inbreeding was required. On the surface, this idea seemed flawless: the entire line would consist of the greatest wizards of all time and Salazar would be eternally pleased with his heirs. Underneath the greatness, however, lurked the genes of abnormality and hostility, both of which appeared in Tom Riddle very early on in his life.

Riddle was born and raised in a dingy orphanage in London, and according to the matron of the orphanage, Tom was a strange child. He hardly ever cried when he was a baby, and as he grew, he slowly discovered his powers and immediately started testing their limits. He began bullying the other children, murdering their pets, and stealing their toys. He made horrible things happen to the kids who annoyed him, possibly traumatizing them for the rest of their lives. No one at the orphanage ever told him he was wrong for performing such acts because the matron never caught him in the act and the children were all afraid he would do more bad things to them if they told on him.

Finally, a man named Albus Dumbledore came along and set Tom straight. Although his instincts for secrecy, cruelty, and domination made Dumbledore uneasy, he was not at all afraid of Riddle. He calmly told Tom that they were both wizards, and if Tom wanted, he could come and attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry with other special children like himself. Naturally, Riddle accepted the offer and soon after his arrival, he learned that he was a direct descendant of Salazar Slytherin. He also discovered that his mother, albeit a witch, died soon after giving birth to him and his father, a muggle, or non-magical person, never wanted anything to do with him. Disgusted by his parents, Tom rejected his birth name and forevermore adopted the name Lord Voldemort, which he discovered after re-arranging the letters of his name.

Riddle was so repulsed by the fact that his mother chose death over saving herself that he began to strive towards immortality. He ultimately believed that mortality was beneath him, and he practiced that belief through the creation of Horcruxes. (A Horcrux is the name for an object in which a person has stored a portion of their soul.) Soon after he learned what a Horcrux was and how they were created, Riddle made his first when he was only seventeen. The successful creation of this first Horcrux caused him to create seven more and to finally become the dark wizard that Harry duels in the final book of the series.

Even though Tom Riddle had no choice when it came to his ancestry and the place where he was raised, throughout most of his life, Tom did have a choice when it came to defining himself. He chose, at a very young age, to use his powers for personal gain and evil doing. He chose to go against nature and attempt immortality. All of his choices, along with the instances in which he had no control, ultimately caused Tom Riddle to become Lord Voldemort.

Because I'm srsly lacking in the comments department...
VOLDY PUKES STRIPES AND HEARTS
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Stolen from [info]jorajo

YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I want to know 28 things about you. I don't care if we've never talked, never really clicked, or if we already know everything about each other. You are obviously on my flist, so let me know with whom I'm friends!

01. Your Middle Name:
02. Age:
03. Single or Taken:
04. Favorite Book:
05. Favorite Song or Album:
06. What do you believe is your calling in life? Your greatest passion?
07. What's your worst recurring nightmare/biggest fear?
08. Faith, has you any? And if so, what, and if not, why not?:
09. Do we know each other outside of LJ?
10. What's your philosophy on life?
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty?
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
13. What is your favorite memory of us?
14. What is your favorite guilty pleasure?
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
16. You can have three wishes what are they?
17. What is your favorite food?
18. Which country is your spiritual home?
19. What is your big weakness?
20. Do you think I'm a good person?
21. What was your best/favorite subject at school?
22. Describe your accent:
23. If you could change anything about me, would you?
24. What do you wear to sleep?
25. Gender identity?
26. Affectionate/sexual orientation?
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
28. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you?
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Nick Jonas Picspam
ILMY BB BRO SO MUCH
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100 Pics
20 gifs

Feel free to do whatever you want w/ the pics, just try to remember to credit me. :D


I REALLY NEED TO NAME THIS THING
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In Love with a Song
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Liz on Top of the World - Jean-Yves Thibaudet [Artist]

I love this piece so much. It makes me smile every single time I listen to it. Even though I know this won't happen for a while, I've actually kinda already decided that this will be the song I walk down the aisle to. At about 00:26 is where the doors to the church will open and I'll start walking. :D

My life would suck without you, Molly.
ILMY BB BRO SO MUCH
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Vlog? Under the cut! )




These just seem to keep getting more and more boring. y/y?
Any suggestions on how I could make them more interesting?
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Heather and Cleverbot Have a Little Chat
VOLDY PUKES STRIPES AND HEARTS
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Even Cleverbot thinks Harry Potter and Twilight can't be compared. :DD )

Really Large Post of Epicness...?
ILMY BB BRO SO MUCH
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I'm in an unusual sharing kind of mood tonight, so here's what's included:
1) Wood family update!
2) Scamander family update!
3) First essay I wrote for English 110
4) Another essay I wrote for English 110


WAIT A MINUTE. 'SYLVIA' MEANS 'FOREST' IN LATIN. LMFAO. SO HER NAME IS GONNA BE FOREST WOOD. REDUNDANT, MUCH?? )

Meanwhile, at the Scamander household, Lor and Ly get all incestual. ~IN. MY. FUCKING. DREAMS.~ )



WRITERS HATE ROLLER COASTERS )


I LIKE IRRELEVANT DETAILS LIKE BIRDS AND OCEAN WATER AND SHIT )

Sorry if there were any misspellings, grammar errors, etc. I'm too lazy to proof-read this long-ass post.
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Molly made me do it....Part Two
VOLDY PUKES STRIPES AND HEARTS
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This time it's the Scamander family ((mostly Lor/Ly))

Still a copy-cat... )
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Molly made me do it....
VOLDY PUKES STRIPES AND HEARTS
[info]heatherhorcrux
I finally turned those danged caps characters into Sims.
I've made Oliver and Penny, and the entire Scamander family so far.

OLIVER AND PENNY ARE JUST AS DISGUSTINGLY PRESH WHEN THEY'RE SIMS.

I'm such a copy-cat... )
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Writer's Block: Doh!
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What is the dumbest thing you've ever done?


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Grabbed a curling iron by the metal part to see if it was hot, even though I knew it would be hot.

Personality Disorder, Much?
VOLDY PUKES STRIPES AND HEARTS
[info]heatherhorcrux
I did not steal this from [info]starlessxlove! HDU think that!!!

DisorderRating
Paranoid:Moderate
Schizoid:High
Schizotypal:High
Antisocial:Moderate
Borderline:Low
Histrionic:Low
Narcissistic:Low
Avoidant:Moderate
Dependent:Low
Obsessive-Compulsive:Low

-- Personality Disorder Test --
-- Personality Disorder Information --




This is so totally me.

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