1. When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Heather Horcrux.

2. Heather Horcrux can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

3. If you spell Heather Horcrux in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

4. When Heather Horcrux does division, there are no remainders.

5. Heather Horcrux can speak braille.

6. Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Heather Horcrux. Heather Horcrux eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

7. The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Heather Horcrux. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

8. Heather Horcrux can delete the Recycling Bin.

9. When Heather Horcrux answers the phone, she just says "Go". This is not permission for you to begin speaking, it is your cue to start running for your life.

10. Heather Horcrux can split the atom. With her bare hands.

11. Heather Horcrux can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

12. Heather Horcrux was what Willis was talkin' about.

13. Heather Horcrux was originally offered the role as Frodo in Lord of the Rings. She declined because, "Only a pussy would need three movies to destroy a piece of jewelery."

14. Heather Horcrux let the dogs out.

15. Heather Horcrux knows the last digit of pi.

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✿ Leave a comment saying "Chimichangas!"
✿ I'll respond by asking you five questions to satisfy my curiosity.
✿ Update your journal with the answers to your questions.
✿ Include this explanation and offer to ask other people questions.

leftofield gave me teh questions. :D

( Hmm... Delectable tea, or deadly poison? )

Snagged from berrypop90 

Answer the questions using only userpics.

( Love is not a fight, but it's something worth fighting for )

Stolen from Hank Green.

GOOGLE MEME! Answer the following questions.



Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
Heather needs something more to be satisfied--preferably Pierre with that tall, dark, mouth-watering body of his, and those come-to-bed chocolate-brown eyes.

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
Heather looks like a drag-queen Michael Jackson impersonator.

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
Heather says the Wall Street Journal called her racist (though not by name).

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
Heather wants to prove that women can succeed under Chef Ramsay's watchful eye.

Q:Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
Heather does well in poor or rocky soil that is slightly acidic, with a pH balance of 4.5 to 5.5 for best results.

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
Heather hates spiders so I decided to drop one on her head.

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
Heather asks Kerry for a pedicure.

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
Heather likes 695 LEGO creations,

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
Heather eats a gummy bear from between terry's toes.

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
Heather wears a strange hat and does volunteer work at the Kangaroo Center.

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
Heather was arrested for having sex with an underage student.

Q: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google Search.
Heather loves her penis.

Tagged by leftofield . :D


( "Ring, ring." "Hello?" "Ring, ring." "H-h-h-hello?" "Ring, ring." "Hello?" "Ring, ring." "H-h-h-hello?" )

TAG: smithdidit

I can go a day or two without internet if I know no one will email me, and I can go forever without using my phone, its just that everyone txts me and if I don't answer they think I hate their guts. Its kinda sad how dependent we are on technology these days.

OH LJ I HAVE BEEN NEGLECTING YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. My bad~ I've just been away watching oodles of Lost and attempting to have a life outside the interwebs. Sadly, its not really working out for me and I'm really glad my deal with my boyfriend ends tomorrow, tho I'm sure he hasn't been keeping his end and I prolly could've gotten back on days ago. ((We made an agreement that I can't get on facebook for a week and he can only get 8-9 hours of sleep a day and has to eat more than once a day. We did this just to see if its possible. And its not like I'm depriving him of sleep or anything. I just don't think its healthy for him to get 12 hours of sleep and only eat one meal every single day, and he thinks I have an unhealthy addiction to facebook. Hence the agreement.))


I have loads more to talk about but I will just make another post...

01. Loud
02. Unpredictable
03. Funny
04. Sarcastic
05. Obnoxious
06. Messy
07. Lazy
08. Loving
09. Smart
10. Happy

I'm pretty sure my friends would say the same about me. :D

What is the first link that pops up for each letter of the alphabet when you put it into the address bar?

a-apps.facebook.com/happy-aquarium/ ((LOLOLOLOLOL))
b-brbbarn.livejournal.com/friends/ ((LMFAO Harry's lj~~))
c-community.livejournal.com/potterwatchnow/ ((UNF BEST COMM EVAR))
d-deviantart.com/
e-ebay.com/
f-facebook.com/
g-global.hidden-street.net/ ((YAY online MapleStory guide!!))
h-hulu.com/
i-insults.net/html/swear/latin.html ((Latin insults!! LMFAO))
j-jared.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/product1%7C10451%7C10001%7C-1%7C22493403%7C19064%7C19064.19793.19814 ((The promise ring my bf may or may not be getting me...))
k-kmart.com/ ((LOL whut?))
l-listen.grooveshark.com/
m-mail.lmunet.edu/
n-netflix.com/
o- ...nothing
p-peopleofwalmart.com/
q-qvc.com/ ((again, WHUT?))
r-register.facebook.com/ ((????))
s-suntrust.com/
t-twitter.com/
u-us.mc459.mail.yahoo.com/
v-viewmorepics.myspace.com/
w-watch-movies-online.tv/
x-xbox.com/ ((IRDEK ide have an xbox...))
y-youtube.com/
z-zillow.com/ ((I have no idea what this site is...))

I have a lot of random links......

Yay, my lj year in review...

( Eh, click this cut for an incredibly well thought out review )
((Sorry if there was any typos.....))

Wowowowowowow. Since moving to uno, my life has slowly gotten more and more boring. T___T
I love it up there tho. I'm free to be myself and I don't have my parentals up there to tell me what to do.
I wanna go back sooooooo badly, and I just got home Friday. -____-

Oh, and my boyfriend officially decided to join the Army without telling anyone before he filled out the papers. Brb crying forever.